We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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