Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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