And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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