Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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