i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
they're like a gay fantastic four
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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