im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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