all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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