jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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