Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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