I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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