sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
