her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I need water and some morals
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