Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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