Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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