i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
How's work?
Spinning.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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