Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?