And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.