Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk