Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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