Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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