This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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