How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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