Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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