I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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