Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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