People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I pour the whiskey from now on
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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