Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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