my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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