and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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