i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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