I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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