Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
we're so committed to being not committed
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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