I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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