The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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