return my video game
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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