the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
