i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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