Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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