dude i'm inner monologue high
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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