East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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