I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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