I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize