sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.