your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children