did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.