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he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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