I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.