Well douche your snatch and let's go!
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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