Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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