Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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