I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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