It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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