Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I see more hoeing in ur future
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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