we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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