ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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