vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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