I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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