my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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