i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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