Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(718): View more from New York

walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)

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(785): View more from Kansas

The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.

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(434): View more from Virginia

you would not believe what I got pierced last night...

(540): View more from Virginia

son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"

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(386): View more from Florida

being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.

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(850): View more from Florida

I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.

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(224): View more from Illinois

just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.

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