I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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