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  It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons

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  Does that work!! Please say yes

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted

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• (562): View more from California

  There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?

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• (518): View more from New York

  It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?

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• (909): View more from California

  did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?

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