walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.