I think I just saw someone hide a body.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Boobs speak an international language.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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